Adesso!
The
FIERI Boston Newsletter
Edizione Year in Review 2000
Opinione
By Maria Nigro
President, FIERI Boston
You
have to sing along with me on the parts that are in capitals,
or this article just won't work. While you're at it, put on a
tropical shirt, mix yourself a Margarita, and put in a Jimmy Buffet
CD for good measure.
BOAT
DRINKS.
BOYS
IN THE BAND ORDERED BOAT DRINKS.
VISITORS JUST SCORED ON THE HOME RINK.
EVERYTHING SEEMS TO BE WRONG.
Okay,
first of all, somebody tell me why it's only October as I write
this and it's a balmy 40 degrees out???? At the risk of sounding
like one or both of my parents, where did the summer go??? Someone
once said to me, "you're the only person I know that would
actually welcome Global Warming". PLEASE, before I get 100
letters from environmentalists, my friend was ONLY KIDDING.
LATELY,
NEWSPAPER MENTIONED CHEAP AIRFARE.
I'VE GOT TO FLY TO SAINT SOMEWHERE.
I'M CLOSE TO BODILY HARM.
You
see, I'm very much a beach person. Here's a typical Sunday during
the summer for my friends and I: dressed in a bathing suit and
fruit, snacks and water packed in the car ready to make the trip
from East Boston to my house in Peabody by 9:00AM; once at my
house, the frittata sandwiches and the fruit are placed into the
cooler which has a secret squirrel radio built
into the side-(you just know an Italian must have invented that!)
More snacks are added to the snack bag, the beach chairs are piled
into my Blazer; we arrive at the Dunkin Donuts minutes later;
minutes after that, we begin our journey to Good Harbor or Wingearsheek
or Crane Beach; by 10:00AM, we have parked the car, chosen the
perfect spot on the sand, arranged the chairs to face the sun,
and we've started on the second half of our sesame bagel. The
only time we move is to either eat lunch or to move our chairs
to follow the movement of the sun. Around 5:00 or 6:00PM we pack
it up and head home.
TWENTY
DEGREES AND THE HOCKEY GAMES ON.
NOBODY CARES; THEY ARE WAY TOO FAR GONE,
SCREAMIN' 'BOAT DRINKS', SOMETHIN'
TO KEEP THEM ALL WARM.
THIS MORNING I SHOT SIX HOLES IN MY FREEZER.
I THINK I GOT CABIN FEVER.
SOMEBODY SOUND THE ALARM.
I'D LIKE TO GO WHERE THE PACE OR LIFE'S SLOW.
COULD YOU BEAM ME SOMEWHERE, MISTER SCOTT?
ANY OLD PLACE HERE ON EARTH OR IN SPACE.
YOU PICK THE CENTURY AND I'LL PICK THE SPOT"
What
I am resenting the most is that the cold just snuck up on me.
I wasn't prepared for it. I'm just sulky because yesterday I has
stuck wearing a jacket that didn't go with everything else I was
wearing-my winter clothes are still in storage. Since I stopped
wearing Garanimals, it's getting tougher and tougher to make everything
match. Speaking of Garanimals, and since I've been taking the
T downtown since switching jobs, I have to ask why they don't
continue their clothing line into adult sizes. Maybe I'm getting
old, but some of the mix and match outfits I see on the train,
just don't work. These people could certainly make good use of
the Garanimals "match up the tiger sweater with the lion
pants" method. But, as usual, I digress.
I
KNOW I SHOULD BE LEAVING THIS CLIMATE.
I GOT A VERSE BUT CAN'T RHYME IT.
I GOTTA GO WHERE IT'S WARM.
In
September, my two "little sisters" Laura and Marisa
came to isit from the Midwest. We spent the entire time at the
beach. It was beautiful. It reminded me how fortunate I am to
live on the North Shore. Now if only the North Shore were 90 degrees
all year long!
BOAT
DRINKS.
WAITRESS, I NEED TWO MORE BOAT DRINKS.
THEN I'M HEADIN SOUTH 'FORE MY DREAM SHRINKS.
I GOTTA WHERE IT'S WARM.
Then,
a week later, Anna, Angela, and I toured Spain for 2 weeks. Spain
was experiencing a heat wave, so it was 90 degrees and sunny every
day. One of the days, we stopped in Morocco. Forget Jenny Craig.
Just visit Morocco and all the excess weight melts off your body.
Now that's something they could put in their travel guide! But
maybe being away is what made me so unprepared for the cold. Heck,
I'm still waiting for Indian Summer.
I
GOTTA GO WHERE IT'S WARM.
I GOTTA GO WHERE IT'S WARM.
I GOTTA GO WHERE THERE AIN'T ANY SNOW,
WHERE THERE AIN'T ANY BLOW,
'CAUSE MY FIN SINKS SO LOW.
I GOTTA GO WHERE IT'S WARM
I
know, by now you are thinking, "why is she boring us with
the weather forecast, Dick Albert Wanna Be?" I also know
that when you read my Opinione column you expect some amusing
little story with a moral. Let me just say that it's 40 degrees,
it's only October, and I am anything but amused. And the ONLY
moral to this story is that I need to win the lottery and retire
to Sicily where they actually
have a summer!